Yelp can make or break a business. These reviews will do neither. 

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We scoured the Yelp pages of various restaurants in Orange County and tried to find the most ridiculous reviews around. These are all real reviews, from real people. Here are a few of our favorites.

Umami Burger in Anaheim

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Of course, this Umami Burger location purposefully makes their water taste like cardboard, so you can spend a few extra bucks on a drink. Good call.

Del Taco in Fullerton

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“ALL I WANTED WAS A GRILLED BURRITO FROM DEL TACO. AND THE GUY JUST INTERROGATED ME AT THE WINDOW. LIKE A POLICE DETECTIVE.”

Afters Ice Cream in Fountain Valley

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I mean, the young lady behind the counter was probably right. This is a place known for its ice cream-stuffed glazed donuts.

El Pollo Loco in Tustin

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Yeah! You tell him! That low-paid fast-food worker is the one with the attitude issue! It ain’t getting him anywhere in life!

The Playground in Santa Ana

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Hey, I’d be upset too if they didn’t take my American Express card. Incredible food and amazing service, but no AmEx? One star.

The Boiling Crab in Santa Ana

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#SAVAGE

The Halal Guys in Costa Mesa

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Huh? 

Originally posted 2016-04-12 21:51:22.

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