This is almost too accurate.

1. That couple who treats every line as their personal make out room

Setting a great example.

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2. The mom who can’t get her kid to sit still

And she threatens them at every turn, too.

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3. The junior high band/choir/cheer kids who all wear matching obnoxiously bright t-shirts

Highlighter green is such a good color on you, Alyssa.

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4. The family who all wear custom made matching shirts

At least now we know exactly why they’re there.

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5. The “Disneybounder”

It’s not quite the face character…

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6. The baby who’s crying for no reason

WE ALL HATE THE PARENTS.

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7. The group of friends who only walks in a wall formation

These people are the bane of my existence.

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8. The serial Instagrammer

You’re holding up the line!

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9. That person that just can’t figure out how to work their scooter

BEEP BEEP BEEP.

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10. That person who’s a scooter speed racer

Please don’t run over my foot.

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11. The OC mom that wore heels to Disneyland and keeps complaining

What did you expect?

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12. The Japanese tourist

You’re in the background of at least three of their pictures.

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13. The grandparent who gets stuck holding the bench

They always look so lonely.

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14. The cast member who’s super into it

They add to the magic.

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15. The cast member who’s super not into it

I wouldn’t want to try and direct those crowds after the fireworks, either.

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16. The little kid that refuses to come down from Dad’s shoulders

The view is great from up there!

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17. The college kids that have clearly just smoked a bunch of weed

We can smell it. You’re not fooling anybody.

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18. The little girl who’s totally devoted to her princess act

“Bow down to me, peasants!”

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19. The third wheel

This is usually me.

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20. The child that’s totally absorbed by the magic

And that’s what keeps us all coming back.

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Originally posted 2016-03-22 22:36:54.

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