Zot, zot, zot!

1. You know the legend of Swag Man.

Don’t even try to keep up with Swag Man.

Swag Man IG User ucirvine

2. You’ve mastered the art of avoiding solicitors.

I’m a poor college student. I don’t have money for Hands for Africa.

Solicitors Credit giphy

3. Everyone swears they saw Kobe Bryant at the ARC.

Lies! They’re just trying to get you to exercise.

Credit kobebryant IG

4. You’ve heard that ghost story about Campus Road ten times.

And the story always changes – just don’t look in the backseat of your car.

Ghost Campus Road credit funnyghosts tumblr

5. Pretty much everyone you talk to says it was their second choice.

Hey, we’re all thinking it, but there’s no reason to say it!

Irvine Second Choice IG user ucirvine

6. You know what SPOP means.

And against all expectations, it was a pretty good time.

SPOP IG ucirvine

7. You’ve seen University Center change several times throughout your time as a student.

R.I.P. Lee’s Sandwiches.

University Center IG user chucovibora

8. But hey, at least we FINALLY got Chipotle!

Chipotle for breakfast, lunch and dinner, please.

Chipotle IG user chipotlemexicangrill

9. You’ve almost been hit by the Anteater Express.

Do they have to take a driving test? Because I don’t think it’s working.

Anteater Express user ucirvine

10. You avoid the bookstore during week one at all costs.

Except maybe to read a few chapters before your first classes.

Bookstore instagram user thehillatuci

11. You also avoid Starbucks.

Unless you want to be 30 minutes late to class after waiting for your Vanilla Latte.

IG user starbucks

12. You’re always asking freshmen to “swipe you in.”

No, it’s not a euphemism.

Swipe In IG user ucidining

13. You have nightmares where people scream “two dollar boba” at you.

Better prices than Cha, though.

Boba user ucirvine

14. Everyone you know seems to have a Disneyland pass.

Where do they get the money?

IG User disneyland

15. You love reminding people that President Obama gave our commencement speech a few years ago.

He also got the Anteater sign wrong, but we’ll let that one slide.

Obama user ucirvine

Originally posted 2016-04-12 21:56:56.

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